The view notwithstanding, the cabin provides a few exceptional additional amenities. Enjoy a victory beverage at sunset from the hot tub after a rowing workout in the virtual lost city of Atlantis. Or, don't, and just skip straight to the hot tub. It's vacation, after all.
We're here for the hot tub.
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Barista-level espresso drinks are available at all hours courtesy of the Jura S8 superautomatic. We serve Counter Culture beans, ground fresh every cup. Let us know your dairy and plant milk preferences.
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Take advantage of the incredibly low light pollution in the mountains with our 10" Dobsonian telescope. See the Sea of Tranquility. the rings of Saturn, or the moons of Jupiter on clear nights.
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Guest bathrooms are stocked with full sets of Aēsop toiletries. Additionally, guests can expect extra self-care selections from luxury beauty brands.
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The modern 47-jet, 400 gallon hot tub is the most spacious of its line, comfortably seating 7 guests. The water is chlorine-free: we maintain a bromine solution for healthier hair and skin.
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Keep the Glogg hot and the ghost stories chilling at the smokeless Breeo firepit. Nestled beside the hot tub deck, indulge in gooey s'mores for dessert or bubbling shakshouka for brunch.
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25 acres of private Appalachia is yours to explore. Spot the burbling stream that provides our pure mountain water, hunt for morels in mid-April, or take the old logging road to the edge of the property.
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Outpace fire-breathing dragons in our 250-square foot gym equipped with two VR-compatible bike trainers, a VR-compatible rowing machine, as well a TRX and other standard equipment.
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From homegrown herbs, nasturtium, and microgreens cultivated on-site to seafood delicacies overnighted fresh from Fulton Fish Market, dining is an essential part of our hospitality.
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Service in the mountains is dicey, at best. Elaborate hardware provides boosted cell service and wifi strong enough to WFH, game, and stream smoothly.
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